On a side note, I can see why ProtoFamous is a thing. 

Cole and Alex fucking would probably sound like two diesel rock-crushing tractors grinding against each other tho


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Ahh I finally beat Infamous (on Hard)

I started the game on Normal difficulty but it PICKS A DIFFICULTY FOR YOU DURING THE FIRST MISSION

IT SAID I SHOULD PLAY ON HARD SO I DID, I HOPE I DIDN’T DISAPPOINT YOU INFAMOUS YOU FUCKING JERK

On to Infamous 2!


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carolinas-dreams:

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Kiss Me (Cover) | The Fray
Kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon’s sparkling
So kiss Me

I heard the first line and gasped. like for real and now I’m crying

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Woooo moved up from a CO1 to a CO2 and it comes with a 5% pay raise! Yeehaw


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lumos5001:

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zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

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Loki offers Tony a golden apple but Tony denies it, saying he isn’t sure if he wants to take that step.  The golden apple sits.  Years go by.  Loki keeps offering but Tony is still wishy-washy.

By the time Tony wants the apple it’s too late.  He is too old and too frail, and living forever like that is no life at all.  So he turns it down one last time.


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Maybe next time will be better for you and this time around was just a fluke. Either way, I think it’s good you want to try again and try to make friends. I’m sure something good will happen :)

I dunno, my first time was pretty fun, but I sat on the edge of the group and only really played with two other girls.  I guess next time I will just stay to the edge again

besides, being boxed in makes me really nervous.  Working in a prison makes you a paranoid person


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My pillow isn’t as comfortable as your chest.

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(via folieadamn)

Unless your chest is literally filled with goose feathers instead of bones, I sincerely doubt this.

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odinsblog:

#MyNYPD (Part I)

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samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

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